Ay, I'm just a horse but uh
I'm a horse that wants to see his son again
And uh, Karen, I hope you see this
Marcus, this one's for you, man
Yeah

Yes I'm a horse, yes I'm a horse
Single with a kid, I am divorced
Boy, I'm a horse, I'm just a horse
A single horse, yeah I am a horse

I say "neigh"
I say "neigh"
Get up out my way
Yes, I say "neigh"

I like to play
I watch Groundhog Day
I go to Pei Wei
And I order the rice

No, I ain't gay
I swear I am straight
I stay eatin' hay
Cus I'm too nice
My wife just left me
I want to see my son
I don't lie down to sleep
Cus I can sleep while standing up

I swear to God she better not leave
I won't get to see my kid grow up
Won't get to see him turn into a teen
If I beg enough
I'll see my son named Marcus
No knee man
It's called carpus
Got big teeth, orthodontist
Pocahontas, I can't vomit

And my breath more Rotten than Robbie
Get off me if you ain't my jockey
I'm so modest, not cocky
Come see me on the farm in Milwaukee

Yes I'm a horse, Yes I'm divorced
I have a son, his name is Dorse
I am a horse, I'm on the Porsche
In 13 years, I'll be a corpse