[Intro]
Dah, dah, dah, oh woah
Dah, dah, oh woah, dah
Dah, dah, woah, woah
Dah, woah, woah, dah, dah
Oh woah, yah, God damn

[Chorus]
Yeah
He can't believe he got it, uh (He can't)
He can't believe this muffin, uh (This muffin)
He can't believe he crush it, uh (He can't)
He said he feel like he just was sleeping (Believe)
Feel like he dreaming of it, uh (Dreaming)
He gotta eat this muffin, hey (This muffin)
He can't believe he love it, uh (He love it)
He can't believe he love it (He love it)

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah (Do you know the muffin man?)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Do you know the muffin man, grr, grr, grr, grr, muffin man, muffin man?)

[Verse]
Do you know the muffin man? (Hey)
I told him one to ten
He said a hunnid then (A hunnid)
Gave me a hunnid bands (A hunnid)
So I got up and danced (Okay)
I gotta rip him from it (Okay, uh-huh)
He said it's slippery (Okay, okay)
Sliding and slipping on it (Woo)
Muffin a gift from God, ayy (God)
Without a ribbon on it, ayy (Oh, oh)
He love me natural, ayy
Without or with the bonnet, ayy (Brr)
Without or with the makeup, ayy
Without or with the wallet, ayy (The wallet)
They say he pussy whipped, ayy
Ain't gotta whip him for it
This pussy is better than your mom's and your dad's and your sister and your aunt's
Bitch, you wish you was this bad
Swear if I had a dollar bill for all the chill these dudes don't have
I'd have ten-hundred million, not a billion bucks in cash (Brr)
I'm a alien in the sack
Boobies real and so's my ass (Okay)
Feel so good he lift that hood (Hood)
This shit surreal he goin' mad (Mad)
I said "Don't catch no feels if your whole feeling bout that smash"
I think I live on Drury Lane (Okay)
He want that taste he want that badge, yeah
[Chorus]
He can't believe he got it, uh (He can't)
He can't believe this muffin, uh (This muffin)
He can't believe he crush it, uh (He can't)
He said he feel like he just was sleeping
Feel like he dreaming of it, uh (Dreaming)
He gotta eat this muffin, hey (This muffin)
He can't believe he love it, uh (He love it)
He can't believe he love it, yeah (He love it)
He can't believe he got it, uh (He can't)
He can't believe this muffin, uh (This muffin)
He can't believe he crush it, uh (He can't)
He said he feel like he just was sleeping
Feel like he dreaming of it, uh (Dreaming)
He gotta eat this muffin, hey (This muffin)
He can't believe he love it, uh (He love it)
He can't believe he love it (He love it)