[Verse 1]
Julie Tearjerky on the phone
She says that I can't be alone
She was told that time was gold
Super strategy guide
Super strategy guide

[Verse 2]
Don't turn your back on an enemy
She doesn't look too friendly
It's a final fantasy
Nothing stays the same
Nothing stays the same

[Chorus]
No comic books, no ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh man, I need some more
I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name

[Verse 3]
Julie Tearjerky on the ground
She'll swallow anything that's round
Pick it up next time around
Nothing stays the same
Nothing stays the same
[Chorus]
No comic books, no ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh man, I need some more
Need some more
No happiness, no loveliness
No emptiness
It wasn't here before
Here before
I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name

[Post-Chorus]
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Parapa rarapa, parapa rarapa

[Chorus]
No comic books, no ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh man, I need some more
Need some more
No happiness, no loveliness
No emptiness
It wasn't here before
Here before
I hear you calling my name
I hear you calling my name
[Outro]
Julie Tearjerky on the phone (Ahhhh, ahhh)
Julie Tearjerky on the phone (Ahhhh, ahhh)
Julie Tearjerky on the phone (Ahhhh, ahhh)
Julie Tearjerky on the phone