[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find yourself a man

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
You're demented. 

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find yourself a man

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
That's just what I need. 

[EDDIE]
You'll see what a difference it makes every day

[MRS. BRICE]
Send me a letter
You'll write me a resumé?

[MRS. STRAKOSH]
Just take me and Dave

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
Romeo and Juliet. 

[EDDIE]
Dave is still her slave
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
Send the slave my regards. 

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Open your heart and from out of the skies
A prince on a horse will materialize

[MRS. BRICE]
Boy, is some lucky prince
Gonna get a surprise

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man
Find yourself a man

[MRS. STRAKOSH]
I repeat it, Rose

[MRS. BRICE]
Find myself a man

[EDDIE]
You're defeated, Rose?

[MRS. BRICE]
I'll hang a sign out
Big letters that high
"Come in and sample
You don't have to buy"
[EDDIE]
Hear a voice talk back

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
I hear voices now. 

[MRS. STRAKOSH]
Money you don't lack

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
Why, you've been counting?

(sung)
Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik
Whose uppers and lowers will click when he'll speak
And life is a song 'cause he'll click and I'll creak

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man
The man that you select

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
What about him?

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Must treat you with respect
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
That's important. 

[EDDIE]
He must understand there
Are rules to obey
Not toy with your morals
And lead you astray

[MRS. BRICE]
Please, darling, let the man do things his way

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
I'm a grandmother!

[MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man

[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
You got somebody in mind?

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find yourself a man