[Intro]
2018
Skrt skrt
Come on this is so lame bro (so lame bro)
I apologize, here we go ha
[Chorus]
I Valet
But only if it's the cool cars
I Valet
But only for celebrities who bourgeois
I Valet
For other reasons but mainly supra
Supercars and Superstars can I get a cougar
Can I get a Hallelujah huh
Can I get a Hallelujah yup
We can practice the Kama Sutra
I'm a lone wolf that howls at the luna
(Awoo)
Dude, you’re so retarded hey
Brr brr, no more good music hey
Skrt skrt, today's Hip-Hop feels so tarnished
So here I go full retard hoping to restart it
[Verse 1]
My first day as a valet at the Waldorf Astoria
Got my first meeting yesterday, it was such a euphoria
Never really got paid a day in my life
Internships used me as a free working hand
Time to get a good tip tonight
I'm not used to work for a check
I feel so blessed, just keep calm and 90 more days left
I think we Millenials really got too lazy
We like to believe we’re special and everyone owes us something
I ain't gonna work for the much money
That ain't my job or my responsibility
The songs we play, it's too late
ORLI took a sip of that haterade
But I just get tired of how slow life goes, I need to accelerate
Slide with my new driving shoes
Expos must feel like Billy Costigan on the Departed
[Chorus]
I Valet
But only if it's the cool cars
I Valet
But only for celebrities who bourgeois
I Valet
For other reasons but mainly supra
Supercars and Superstars can I get a cougar
Can I get a Hallelujah huh
Can I get a Hallelujah yup
We can practice the Kama Sutra
I'm a lone wolf that howls at the luna
(Awoo)
Dude, you’re so retarded hey
Brr brr, no more good music hey
Skrt skrt, today's Hip-Hop feels so tarnished
So here I go full retard hoping to restart it
[Verse 2]
Crashed, the system crashed and collapsed
Never go "Full Retard", Tropic Thunder
Even Forrest Gump didn't do that
While I'm on the topic, let me kill some brain cells in the sauna
But I do my workouts, gotta look smoking
For Liu Wen and Cindy Bruna, my 2 favorite models
Make them my 2 wives then I can find some solace
Like DeRay, the sun rays, I'm the Bulgarian eagle in flight
The sun gives me power and storms only come so I can fly over them
And come even stronger, Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay
I need a holiday, but I'll end up working through it anyway
Please God hope my success is on the way
'Cause I can't handle this day to days
Why send me here in the first place if not to be on display
But I'm gonna be okay, plans to prosper you and not to harm you Amen, Jeremiah just called me, can I get a Hooray!
I Valet
But only if it's the cool cars
I Valet
But only for celebrities who bourgeois
I Valet
For other reasons but mainly supra
Supercars and Superstars can I get a cougar
Can I get a Hallelujah huh
Can I get a Hallelujah yup
We can practice the Kama Sutra
I'm a lone wolf that howls at the luna
(Awoo)
Dude, you’re so retarded hey
Brr brr, no more good music hey
Skrt skrt, today's Hip-Hop feels so tarnished
So here I go full retard hoping to restart it
[Bridge]
3 years later, I feel like Mike on Las Vegas man
All that I worried about, how I was gonna make happen
Is right here in my hands, I guess I flew too fast to really notice
Valet in Beverly Hills man
I save all my tips for a record label investment
Got Future on my driveway, in the future I should make this a movie
Sorta Maid In Manhattan, Imma let my brother Prince Orlinchu sing
[Outro: ПРИНЦ ОРЛИН4У & ORLI ANROW]
[In Bulgarian & In English]
Младо моме
Тича бързо след парите и колата
Младо моме, младо моме
Нямаш ли ти никва срама
Искаш богат, красив, умен, с як автомобил
Но принца на бял кон не се появил
Коня умря, вървя пеша
Истинските мъже не се напиват на чалгата
Народна мома
Взе та умра
Щот в стомна
Не били знания а отрова
(а ти да видиш, той е специална пръдня от Михайловград)
Hehehe, little bitch
She's a goofy goofy bitch (Yeah goofy bitch)
She's a goofy goofy bitch (She's a goofy bitch)
Patri, Patrice said she's a goofy bitch
Patrice said she's a