[Spoken: Kitty and Hamtaro]
Hello, mister nice guy
Do you remember that time when Sam got drunk?
Okay, just because I wasn't saying no didn't mean I was saying yes
Okay?

[Verse 1: Kitty, Mimi-chan, and Hamtaro]
Didn't write this song just to get you to fuck
I just kind of wanna have you in the back of my truck
'Cause I'm still around, starin' at you, just bein' celibate
I'll keep doin' it forever, man, just for the hell of it

And I'm not tryin' to talk really loud
But being around you's like being surrounded in clouds
And you don't know how hard I try not to sound
Like I know your name already, I'm not really profound
And I'm not really verbose and I'm just playin' around
(Wait, are we still recording?)
(Yeah, we're recording)
But I see you at shows, so am I gaining some ground yet?

[Bridge: Kitty, Mimi-chan, Hamtaro, and HH Slider]
Swag, (where's my daddy?) swag (where's my daddy?), swag, swag
Swag, (pew, pew), swag, swag, (meow), swag
Swag, swag, (sleeping alone in bed) swag, swag (chicken nugget)
Swag, (check your window) swag
(He's at your window)
[Verse 2: Kitty]
Boy, I don't even know what you were thinkin'
When you said "Hey, Kitty, could you fill up my drink?" (Aww)
So I went into the kitchen, spent some time at the sink
And now I'm handin' it to you, damn it, Sam, stop winking
Just don't ask me what was in it, I see you gettin' sleepy
I tried to write a love song that wasn't this creepy
But I gotta be true to my art
And soon you'll be exactly like Elizabeth Smart
And now I'm in control of what it says on your charts
When the nurse is checking on your pulse and vitals and heart and shit
Oh, you're heart, (aww), I wanna part of it
Now I wanna get into the very heart of this
You'll never hear this, it's disheartenin'
My eyes keep undressin' and my knives keep sharpenin'
And every time I see you, it's a little bit startlin'
The butterflies or demons or whatever start garglin'

[Verse 3: Kitty and HH Slider]
The blind's wide open so we can see you in the dark when you're sleepin' (So we can see you in the dark when you're sleepin')
Your body fresh out of the shower (Your body fresh out of the shower)
You touch yourself after hours (You touch yourself after hours)
Ain't no bitch allowed in your bedroom (No bitches allowed in your bedroom)
You're sleepin' alone in your bed (I'll shoot them bitches in the head)
But check your window, check your window, we're at your window
It's at your window
[Verse 4: Kitty]
This might be a bad start to get off to
And I really didn't mean to accost you
I just really like your hair and how it's all slick and stuff
I spilled a little of your blood, I kind of want to lick it up
But I guess that wouldn't be vegan
So let's just drive around and sing some Sara and Tegan
You don't even know me, this is only a dream
And I'm just thinkin' of your eyes, nothin' to do with your semen

[Chorus: Kitty]
One, two, you're the boy that I want
Three, four, five, six, seven, shit
Eight is the bullet if you say no after all this
And I just couldn't take it, you're so motherfuckin' gorgeous

You're the boy that I want
Three, four, five, six, seven, shit
Eight, solve equations, baby, you're my square root
And I feel a little weird thinkin' that you're this cute

[Outro: Kitty]
You're so motherfuckin' gorgeous
You're gorgeous
Take your dead body to the forest and stuff
Your body fresh out of the shower
I just want to talk and conversate
But usually I stalk and masturbate