[Intro]
Thought you'd always be mine, mine

[Hook]
Justin Bieber on my notebooks and my pens
Justin Bieber is my very best friend
Justin Bieber posters, I pretend he's kissin' me
Justin Bieber bulbs on my Christmas tree
Justin Bieber's initials on all my winter clothes
Justin Bieber needs to take me out to dinner, though
Justin Bieber is my personal savior
And, Lord, he can afford me, it's not a favor

[Verse 1]
Boys are like milk, and they expire if you're late on 'em
It's legal for me, I don't even have to wait on 'em
Catch me at the middle school, chattin' up skateboarders
I hoard high school sophomores that want whores
And listen to hardcore, I drive 'em to the show
And if I lose 'em in the pit, then fuck 'em, let's just go
Cover my ears every time the damn beat drops
I'm thirteen, what is lean, and what is dream pop?
Scared in the backseat when they need to make a weed stop
If they catch me, I'll just cry for all the mean cops
I like 'em sixteen with bleached hair and Supreme tops
And dirty ass Vans on their feet, flop over
Belly up, don't preach pops, I'm on top if he looks like Bieber
I'll teach lots, and he gots lovin', so remember that
[Hook]
Justin Bieber on my notebooks and my pens
Justin Bieber is my very best friend
Justin Bieber posters, I pretend he's kissin' me
Justin Bieber bulbs on my Christmas tree
Justin Bieber's initials on all my winter clothes
Justin Bieber needs to take me out to dinner, though
Justin Bieber is my personal savior
And, Lord, he can afford me, it's not a favor

[Verse 2]
I keep his picture on my homescreen, "Kitty, you need a life"
And I'm not kidding when I say I'm gonna be his damn wife
Like I'm really gonna marry him, and it'll be nice
Like RiFF RaFF, bitch, they're gonna throw out the rice
And drive off in the Just Married, it'll suffice
If we just run over Selena twice, right?
Yeah, that'll work, yeah

[Bridge]
Justin Bieber says to never say never
So I'm never gonna quit, I'm gonna love him forever and ever
And whether or not I hit it, it just depends on whether
He decides to respond to my letters
Justin Bieber says to never say never
So I'm never gonna quit, I'm gonna love him forever
Forever and ever
We're gonna be together
[Hook]
Justin Bieber on my notebooks and my pens
Justin Bieber is my very best friend
Justin Bieber posters, I pretend he's kissin' me
Justin Bieber bulbs on my Christmas tree
Justin Bieber's initials on all my winter clothes
Justin Bieber needs to take me out to dinner, though
Justin Bieber is my personal savior
And, Lord, he can afford me, it's not a favor

[Outro]
This is, the enlightened one
Straight to ya
The first sermon from the first National Church of Bieber
Everything is purple
Everything is purple
Everything is purple
This is the gospel of the new covenant
Thanks be to blog