[Spoken: Kitty]
Every time everybody asks me to freestyle in public, I tell them that I can't do it
Because I can't, and so now I'm just gonna prove it to everybody so that they'll stop asking me to do it
Okay?
You know what, if you ever ask me again, then this is what you're gonna get, bitch!
Base freestyle
Very wild, got all good

[Verse 1: Kitty]
Oh, every brother think I get my freckles from the slug
But really every time I kill a bitch, I get another one
I could give a fuck less if you're brought up with crit
I woo all, I'm the princess, read my lip
I'm not a gold star single, but I am a gold digger
So, if you don't like that, you're probably a…black guy

[Break: Hannah Brick, Kitty]
Ooh…
Aww…
That was not good, huh?

[Verse 2: Kitty]
I'm Princess Fiona, I'm an ogre at night
And if you just wanna dance, I'll be as old as you like
Because your daddy's going bankrupt and your mama wears a Sears thong
Fuck with me, I'll pierce your little sister's ears wrong
That isn't even true, I'm the lion queen like Nala
I get a lot of stares when I wear my tiara
And I don't even care, they can glare if they wanna
But y'all won't clear us hustle glitter for dollars

Don't be scared, I'm not gonna pair your case yet
I don't wear makeup, so yeah I get my face wet
I don't go hard, 'cause I don't wanna taste wet
I stand around the club just to see how heavy the bass gets

Haven't been introduced rightly
But I missed out to see my name slightly
Like "LOL rapping?" Smiley-face 'cause this is silly
"Oh, you're really rapping, Kitty? Really?"
Nah, I'm just fucking around all day, and…

[Break: Hannah Brick, Kitty]
Oh my god
This is so stupid!
Freestyle, good
Base freestyle

[Verse 3: Kitty]
Me and Hannah Brick making you mad
With big blows and brought Kitty's delivery service
Like Kiki, flying me and joker bitches
Call it one big room, full of bad bitches
All this shit is off the top of my head
And now I don't even know what the fuck I said
And we're just sitting here alone, all night
And the hurricane's scaring the shit out of us

[Spoken: Kitty, Hannah Brick]
Oh, you know what?
This is just terrible
So now I'm stopping it? Yeah, I know
This is, this is just… fucking awful
So, you know what? Yeah…
This is done
And I feel like V-Nasty right now