[Intro]
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat-free, fat-free, fat-free, fat-free

[Verse 1]
She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
Oh, she shares your stupid friends
Oh, isn't she cool?
She works for you for free
Don't make her lose her nerve
Oh, she's more than you deserve
And she's still not better than me
Hey, hey!

[Chorus]
So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promisе you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
So don't bothеr
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
And the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind
[Verse 2]
I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
Oh, I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?
I don't regret your cock
Cuz sex was great with me
Oh, I'm really a cat, you see
And it's not my last life at all
Hey, hey!

[Chorus]
So don't bother
I won't die of deception
Promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
So don't bother
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
And the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind

[Bridge]
For you, I'd give up all I owned
And moved to a socialist country
Just to be with you, of course
And I filed my nails, so they wouldn't hurt you
And lost those pounds, learned about football
Just to make you stay, but you didn't, and you won't
[Outro]
So don't bother
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry