[Chorus: Jeff Burgess]
There's a shadow on the wall
Stay calm, stay calm
There's a figure in the hall
Stay calm, stay calm
Keep my wits and stay alive
Wish I had a nine-to-five
There's a stranger in us all
Stay calm, stay calm

[Verse 1: Jeff Burgess]
Every hair is on its end
That's fine, I'm fine
Feeling my adrenaline
That's fine, I'm fine
I can keep away the creeps
Safely from my swivel seat
Something's crawling through the vent
That's fine, uh-oh

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2: Jeff Burgess & Griffinilla]
There's a ghost in the machine
Stay calm, stay calm
They are watching through the screen
Stay calm, stay calm
They just might drive me crazy
Hey, hey, hey, hey
(Hit me)
[Interlude: Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy & Chica]
Hey kids, nice to eat ya
Are you ready for some Fazbear pizza?
Who's this working at the night shift?
I don't know, but I don't think I like him
He's so cute, I can feel his heart racing!
About time we had a brand new play-thing
Another yellow belly balkin' like a chicken! (Hey!)
Listen gang, I say that we dig in

[Chorus: Jeff Burgess]
They are slowly closing in
Stay calm, stay calm
Finding inner strength within
Stay calm, stay calm
If I've learned one thing, it's that
Don't respond to Craigslist ads
I can see their second skin
Stay calm, stay c—

[Saxophone Break: Griffinilla]
(Hit me)
(Hit me)
(Hit me)
(Hit me)
[Verse 3: Jeff Burgess & Griffinilla]
In the end, there's only me
Alright, alright
Morning sun will set me free
All right, all right
I spent five nights at Freddy's-y's-y's-y's-y's-y's
(Hit me)

[Outro: Chica, Freddy, Bonnie & Foxy]
Hey, where did our new friend go?
Don't worry, he'll be back again tomorrow
So, uh, does he not go to the bathroom
Or does he just hold it in all night?
Aye, he pees into a cup (Ew)
I've seen him do it with my own eye
We were both just staring at each other
It was extremely awkward