[Intro]
I've cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine
But I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away
I've cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued

[Verse 1]
I've cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine
But I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away

[Verse 2]
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of the newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of the newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in

[Verse 3]
Crude stew
Do you fear it, Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served upon a silver spoon
Toss a fig
And save the date
Bread and butter
Chant and mutter
Marination, incantation
Chocolate icing, timeline splicing
Yeast is rising, rectifying
[Verse 4]

[Mama & Papa Pie]
Pinkie if you're hearing this, it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal
Just accept it and move on

[Pinkie Pie]
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks
By baking the fourth wall

[Verse 5]
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home

[Outro]
Someday I'm gonna go home...