[Verse 1]
Supermarket choices
All the stupid choices
It's a super saver day
Walking down the aisle
Big ol' stupid smile
Hold on to that child, don't you let it get away

[Verse 2]
God, you're such a freak show
Think you'll get it cheap so
Wish that you would knew that there is nothing left to save

[Verse 3]
Always take the tops off
You could get a hot dog
Only 29 cents on Tuesdays (On Tuesdays, on Tuesdays)

[Verse 4]
Supermarket choices
All the stupid voices
It's a double coupon day
Walking down the aisle
Big ol' stupid smile
Hold on to that child, don't you let them get away
[Outro]
Supermarket choices
All the stupid choices
Listen to your voices and say how you think I'm not the same