[Diego]
Hello, and welcome to opening ceremonies. Itʼs the 17th annual, 2nd iteration, 3rd location for our dear con, and Iʼd like to list our... expectations
Letʼs start this con our right for those of you stayinʼ up all night the 3rd floor is the designated "noisy block"
Clothes must be worn at all times
Please observe all markings and signs and remember...
Security is here for your safety
Our charity is here, the local animal shelter
We hope youʼll be as generous, as you can with them
Our con operations room is 125
If you have issues come on over and heeeeey
Tell me somethinʼ I donʼt know
Gimme something I ainʼ never heard before
After 2 decades of cons, thereʼs not much can go wrong that hasnʼt happened at least 15 times already soooooo
Tell me somethingʼ I donʼt know
Make my jaw drop when you walk in the door
Thereʼs no need to be scared, the staff and I are prepared
So tell me something I donʼt knoooooooow!!
So I think it goes without saying. Please don’t wear masks of ANY kind in the Casino. They take that pretty seriously

[Heckler 1]
Just Tell us the con theme

[Heckler 2]
Yeah!

[Diego]
Askinʼ about the con theme, son? well, we couldnʼt think of one
So weʼll be sure to get on that for next year
We got some, last minute schedule changes
Dances now run till 3am and if you wanna be in the car show, YES, you must own a car
The fursuit parade has, once again, been cancelled
But hey, if you wanna take a walk
Please do it anywhere except for the Wal-Mart
They want your business but not as a giant cat, oooooh! Tell me somethinʼ I donʼt know
Gimme something I ainʼ never heard before
After 2 decades of cons, thereʼs not much can go wrong that hasnʼt happened at least 15 times already soooooo
Tell me somethingʼ I donʼt know
Make my jaw drop when you walk in the door
Thereʼs no need to be scared, the staff and I are prepared so tell me something I donʼt knoooooooow!!
Well, uh. That should about do it for me

Try to go see some panels. We got a band playing at some point

Uh... no vaping indoors. And remember, you may only board the elevator from the
Ground floor
If you go down to go up, Iʼll personally murder you. Thanks!