[Verse 1]
Good morning, Joan, now pick up your phone
It was bad, but just a dream, and you are remembered
Put on something pretty, go back to the city
In town, the sky's just space, no starlight in your face

[Verse 2]
Listen to Eve, she's got stuff up her sleeve
To her, there's no excuse
You've gotta use before you get used
Or talk to Louise, she knows all about freezing
She got lost in early May, and now it's December

[Chorus]
I'd call on you if I could
If you were less like me, I would

[Verse 3]
Good morning, Joan, did you wake up alone?
Did you dream you woke up happy with a phone book full of names?
Just forget about Mary, she says everything's scary
She got locked inside her skin
Get near her, she'll drag you in

[Chorus]
I'd call on you if I could
If you were less like me, I would
[Bridge]
Save you from this if I could
If I were less like you, God knows I would
Save you from this, spare us all this shit
But you're all just like me, so I quit

[Outro]
My name is yours, can I sleep on your floor?
See, my heroes changed their minds, and I lost my numbers