I must watch Total Drama
And I must make out with Noah
As you know he is so extremely hot
You may say he’s nonexistent
But hello? I just got pregnant!
I’ve got a Noah baby
And it’s gonna eat my snot
I wanna fart
Don’t wanna Chris
Total Drama is fine
‘Cause Noah exists
Noah is hot
That means fuck off!
Noah from Total Drama’s in my heart
I wanna fart
That’s dark!
I just saw Gwen commit suicide
La la la la la
At least you can say that Noah’s alive
Ahh… yeah…
Not Noah I’ll stab you with a knife
You know you’ll never be hot!
I wanna fart
Don’t wanna Chris
Noah is smart!
Him I shall kiss!
I fart the best
Oh, thanks for the breasts
Those holes are gonna make you wanna barf
I wanna fart
I’ll sure impress him with all my toots
If that doesn’t work he can bribe me n***
He’s gonna bе loving my bouncy boobs
Soon Noah will be mine…
Mine…
Minе…
I… want… Noah!
I want him now!
I see me fart
I see him wow!
He’ll see me down
See me stripped down!
Singing ‘bout Total Drama while I fart
‘Cause Noah is the most important part
Noah from Total Drama’s in my heart
I wanna fart!
He’s a hottie
Gwen can commit suicide now
That’s dark!