Playground Insults (Skit)

[Announcer]

Alright guys, calm down

I know you're all riled up, because we got Jimmy cuntron, and Timmy Tumor going at it in a 1v1 rap battle, but you need to calm down, okay?

Okay, Jimmy, you’re up first



[Jimmy Cuntron]

Alright, dude, so listen

Your momma so fat she can't ride a bike

I make C's in school, so take my advice

You look like an idiot, you’re just a dumb stupid head

I'll heckin' beast you if you want to go head to head

Yo momma hates you and so do I

We have that in common, and we made you, so that's twice

I don't know how babies are made but you fell down from the sky

With a face like that, looks like someone sat on a pie



(Silence)



[Announcer]

Okay, okay, okay

Timmy try to come back from those frickin' fire roasts



[UP LIKE AN INSOMNIAC Beat plays]



[Timmy Tumor]

Easy. Yo mommas a rat and she eat cheese every night

I make D's in school, so try again, yeah that's right

Why are you talking bout’ yourself because I am a mirror

Hold on, I’m bout' to go in

You mistook my dad for your mom, so you’re gay uh

I ain't steal this flow from triple X Tentacion

I am good at everything, you're bad, go get some

If you disagree, then I drop the mic, I'm gone

Uh