(Verse One)

I got a spam call at 5 am
The damn trash man missed my bin
And my neighbors dog did his business on my fresh mowed lawn again
I was trying to get to work on time
But the mail man blocked my drive
And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla in that spot he knows is mine
Some days people just suck
But I got my mind made up

(Chorus)

Ain't no asshole gon' me make feel like hell today
No P.O.S. gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

(Verse Two)

Even if my ex goes 'round lying
Boss man tries to keep me all night and
Karen in the comments keeps typing
I'll be doing just fine
(Chorus)

Ain't no asshole gon' me make feel like hell today
No P.O.S. gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

(Bridge)

If you got a job that sucks
And if the taxman takes too much
Yeah and if you need a strong one
Here's a sing-along one
Go on raise it on up

(Chorus)

Ain't no asshole gon' me make feel like hell today
No POS gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today