I'm just gonna go to the restroom
And then I'll look at my phone
After I wash my hands and do all
That stuff y'know? But when I leave
The restroom she's standing there
And she's like "why didn't you text
Me back?" This is like my first
Date with this chick! So I was like
"Could you tell me what was so
Important you couldn't wait like
Ten seconds to tell me in person?"
And I guess I was being a bit of a
Jerk when I said that but I meant
It. And then she said "I was
Testing you" And I was like "okay
Uh so knowing now what you know do
You feel like you won or you lost
In that situation?" I felt like she
Lost but uh women arе
Women... wonderful beautiful
Crеatures