[Chorus]
A sense of entitlement
Sense of entitlement
Junita has a very strong
Sense of entitlement
She doesn't have depth
She doesn't have wit
Gets by on reputation
Though she's really a twit

[Junita]
Plenty of people around still adore me
I can make that landlord pay my rent for me
I will do whatever it takes
I can't quit now
I would even change my style
And go legit now

[Narrator]
Scene change. The audience applauds out of habit

[Junita]
Can you help me?

[Phantom Jitter]
Come in, my dear
I've been waiting
For you

You shall be my star

[Junita]
I don't want to be a star

[Phantom Jitter]
Then you must pay the rent

[Junita]
I wanna be a superstar!

[Phantom Jitter]
Ah
Like the great Jesus Christ

I'll do for you
What I did for him
First, we'll release the album
Then come up with a live show
Like the first oratorio I wrote
When I was twelve
Locked in a psychedelic city of Sodom

You shall be my star

[Narrator]
Abigail von Schtarr enters from the top of a staircase

[Abigail von Schtarr]
Did someone say
Star?

[Junita]
Who's that?

[Abigail von Schtarr]
Phantom Jitter
Tell her who I am

[Phantom Jitter]
Madame is the greatest star who ever lived

[Junita]
Oh, Ms. von Schtarr
I wanna be like you
Can I make a comeback?
Tell me what to do