Kendrick Lamar
THERE’S AN OPP ON YOUR LAWN
[Intro: Tart, LA Moggers, Kendrick Lamar, Bananirou]
peashooter lat get yo ass burnt
The OPPS are coming
I remember you was conflicted
I am the angry pumpkin
[Verse 1: Tart]
She play with my peashooter, touching my balls
I shoot crazy dave right in his jaw
My chungus is big, she play with my shit
[Verse 2: Tart]
Put lube on my stick, now we having a kid
Fuck a zombie right in his brain
Shawty bend over and give me some brain
I am very smart, i'm using my brain
I am hungry, brains
[Verse 3: Tart]
Shawty bring her friends, she built like a imp
I smack on that gyatt, they call me a pimp
I'm fucking on shawty, cause im a simp
Her jungle too bushy, that bitch is a chimp
Dangle my twin flowers over her mouth
Im using a frying pan to beat on my spouse
She suck on my cactus and lick at the citron?
Got beat thе fuck up, look like I am Neon
[Interlude: Bananirou]
OH NO! IT IS THE DIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER!
TAKE ACTION REGARDING THAT INDIVUAL!
THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER!
THEY ARRIVE CALMLY FROM THEIR ESCULATOR WITH A SENSE OF PURPOSE!
THEY ARE PLAYING AT THEIR RESIDENTS!
THE HEAD IS SOARING!
[Verse 4: Million Balls]
Going all out, this is Garden Warfarе
Shooting these babies in this godamn daycare
Eatin me out, call that bitch the Chomper
Puked on my shit so I went and curb stomped her
[Verse 5: Million Balls]
Got more crack in the back than an engineer
Happy gay month I’m the biggest fuckin queer
Keep my friends close but my bitches near
She strokin my gert, my illness is severe
[Verse 6: Million Balls]
Got the 9 on my side, call that shit a popcap
Shut that bitch up cuz all she do is yap
Stammering, yammering, I pull out the strap
She already on the ground, might as well tap
[Verse 7: Million Balls]
Shootin up oblock, battle for neighborville
I gang bang these zoms, just for the thrill
Backshots on All-Star, till I hear him shrill
Go to the hood and take some advil
[Verse 8: Santa's Sexy Elf]
Big sex will shill thee
Strolling through Los Angeles trying to look for some big ol' titties
I want some titty pussy juice in my mouth from the streets
Umm uh Ill move to the country, found a plant with its big ass mouth
I'mma fuck it
[Verse 9: Big Charles]
Plants in the front, Mowers in the back
All these zombies coming down the goddamn track
Chestnuts hold, Peashooters holds
Sit in my trailer (undistigunishable)
[Singing: DaKimchi]
There's an opp on my lawn
There's an ant on my little glah ah
It goes bing bam boom all night long
And as the end shawty's on my shlong
[Interlude 2: Crazy Dave + Random Guy ]
Gibberish plug
I must annihilate goblins
I must kill them while they're sleeping
See how many twists it takes to rip their heads off with my bare hands
and put spikes in their heads
[Verse 10: Big Vick]
Lay her on out on the lawn, Give her some missionary
Waddle on this primal, Bitch give me dysentery
Motorola melon, Santa call me naughtier
Toast taste so good, She made me her shawty
Gave her those grape shots deep in her starfruit
Nutted inside, gonna need an escape route
My dick in her throat all down in my gum nuts
Tap Crazy Dave just for the trust fund
[Interlude: Kendrick Lamar]
Misusing your influence, sometimes I did the same
Abusing my power, full of resent
[Outro: Tart]
AYO THERES AN OP ON YO LAWN (My fucking hand man)
SHUT THE FUCK UP [Gunshots]
[Screams] NO- [Explosion]
[Slow-mo shot of ass getting slapped]