[Verse 1]
Wish I would have noticed sooner
All that crazy in your eyes
Do you practice in the mirror
On that tempting crooked smile?
Like that serpent in the garden
You came crawling back to me
Twice I ate that poisoned apple
Made me sick of being evil

[Chorus]
I'll admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
Oh, yes I do (Oh, yes I do)
Honey, I miss you being gone

[Verse 2]
I saw that floozy you've been wooing
On your ex-best buddy’s arm
And I knew you'd soon be sneaking back turning on the charm
Yeah, well, Cupid ain't a boozer
In a tavern throwing darts
Do you think I walk around
With a bullseye on my heart?

[Chorus]
Well, I'll admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
Oh, yes I do (Oh, yes I do)
Sugar, I miss you being gone
[Bridge]
I miss you like
Drama queens and cat fights and braces on prom night
I miss you like
Boy bands and cheap cologne
Our song as chaperones and all the other things that I've outgrown

[Verse 3]
Well, you know you've got the mojo
But it ain't working me no more
And I swear I won't be checking you out when you walk out my door

[Chorus]
Well, I'll admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you (Oh, yes I do)
And boy, you got issues
Honey, I miss you being gone

[Outro]
Being gone
Being gone
Thank God you're gone