Dear Mr Amazon Lady
This is my complaint via song
I placed an order for a limited edition Xbox One
But instead all I got was a load of Capri Sun

Sometimes you get something that you do not want
Sometimes the world gives you something that makes you feel numb

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones
What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones

It's time for mince pies and FBS gaming
I shouldn't be here, sonically complaining
All I ever wanted, was this Christmas to be fun
But now I'm fully weeping into my Capri Sun

Oh Jeff Bezos, how could you do this to a man
I want to forgive you but I don't think I can

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones
What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones
Can I have it back, please, can I have it back please
I hope it was worth it, you scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy oooooh, I can't say that word
I bet you'd happily say that word Jeff

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones
What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones