[Refrain]
Ooh
Ooh

[Verse 1]
If we all die tomorrow, then you heard it here first
I'm the master of disaster, the best at fearing the worst
If we all die tomorrow, then I'm taking my time
I've got a river to deliver, then I'm having some wine
If we all die tomorrow, then it's been a blast
And if you're feeling kinda blue, love, then at least it won't last
If we all die tomorrow, it's quite sad in a way
But hey, you've got a parking ticket that you don't have to pay

[Refrain]
Ooh (Oh)
Ooh (Oh)

[Verse 2]
If we all die tomorrow, then I'm planting a tree
And I hope there is a fairy who waters it for me
If we all die tomorrow, then I'm pissing outside
Yeah, there's this bush I've had my eye on for a really long time

[Pre-Refrain]
If we all die tomorrow, I never told you you were great
And now it's a bit too late
But everything was lovelier with you
[Refrain]
Ooh (Oh)
Ooh (Oh)
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier
With you, with you
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier
With you, with you
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier
With you, with you
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier
With you
Ooh

[Verse 3]
If we all die tomorrow, then I'm dressing up
Like that episode of Friends where Joey wears all his stuff
If we all die tomorrow, then I'm starting a rumour
And I'm wondering why I haven't done all of this sooner

[Refrain]
If we all die tomorrow (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier with you, with you)
If we all die tomorrow (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier with you, with you)
If we all die tomorrow (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier with you, with you)
If we all die tomorrow (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovelier with you, with you)
If we all die tomorrow (With you)