[Intro]
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

[Verse 1]
I would happily scroll through a thousand cats
Just to see you there by some random old tracks
I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole
Just to stumble across your beautiful
Face so pure all the angels can rest
And I simply can't imagine you having sex
Oh no, I shouldn’t have planted that thought in my head

[Chorus]
But if I drove a train (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy, I would toot
All the tones just for you
And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver

[Post-Chorus]
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot, toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot
[Verse 2]
I often lie in my bed
Thoughts of your fashion sense
And how you even look good
With a camera on your head
Never thought wheels whizzing by
Could be so emotive
Watching someone, watch a locomotive
So pure like untrodden snow
Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow
To be honest with you, though
I don't really care about trains

[Chorus]
But if I would drive one (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy, I would toot
All the tones just for you
Oh you might think me rash but I'm a train enthusiast
Enthusiast

[Post-Chorus]
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot
[Bridge]
Dick Mabbutt, Class 43’s
The limit of my expertise
DRS, HST's
I only know the name of these because of you

[Chorus]
But if I drove a train (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy I would toot
All the tones just for you
One day I'll find something that makes my life go flash
But for now, I'm a train enthusiast
Enthusiast