[Verse 1]
When I was a child
I was quite normal, quite mild
Quite sane, quite happy and it's still the same
But now I've learned how to play the game
Well I met a French man, he gets what he wants
He shat on my head and then on my croissants
But when I'm right because I'm wrong
It's probably where it came from

[Verse 2]
We build a plantation
We grew ourselves some starvation
Now we're gonna build an aid station
The irony's not lost in me
But I dont give a shit about irony
I dont care who it is
I'm gonna jizz
I'm gonna jizz
I dont care who you are
But if you're not far, then you're not far

[Chorus]
I was torn apart
By the shark infested waters
I was eaten by my friends
Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun
I was eaten by my friends
Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun
I was eaten by my -
Now I am the French man's son
I can see that love is just for fun
And I was eaten by my friends
Now I know that love is on the run - aahh!
[Verse 3]
And every prick's toungue is a little bit more prickly than the other one
Loud as a ham, explain who I am
How does a man explain
My body's in my bed, but my head is in my hands
Living with a lizard was a lot like living with him
My skin, my silky skin
Can fall in the streets and the skies that I live in
How does a man explain who I am
How does a ham explain

[Bridge]
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-oh

[Chorus]
I was torn apart
By the shark infested waters
I was eaten by my friends
Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun
I was eaten by my friends
Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely, the lonely sun
I was eaten-
Now I am the French man's son
Oh, I can see that love is just for fun
And I was eaten by my friends
Now I know that love is on the run
Argh, argh, argh!
[Outro]
Yeah (Cool, I reckon in the second verse you could go more)
I think we're still too chilled out (Well I)
Cause it just, it just feels weird (I'd forget about it this time)