[Brandon]
Yo!

[Mike]
What?

[Brandon]
Damn!

[Mike]
What?

[Brandon]
Dat ass!
Stack it up!

[Mike]
What? What does that even mean?

[Brandon]
Oh, well I'm not really sure...

[Saverio]
Oh, I'll tell you what it means!
It's slang... dawg
It's like, you know, uhh
HAM Sammich
Fetch
Pussy on the chainwax
[Mike]
Yeah but none of those things
Actually mean anything

[Saverio]
Exactly

[Mike]
Oh!
Hey baby!

[Random Girl (Saverio)]
What?

[Mike]
Stack it up!

[Brandon]
Stack it up!

[Saverio]
Stack it up!

[Verse 1: Saverio]
She's a fitness freak
Squat low when she kiss this D
While you hanging out with ladies
Flatter than Mariah Carey on Christmas Eve
This chick's got tits for days
Lights go out and it's time to play
Go in for the motorboat
Total titty overload
Brain shuts down and my systems freeze
I came to the club, and I'll leave with a ten
And I'm not gonna settle for less
Golden breasts like a treasure chest
So I mark that with an X
Party starts when we leave the club
And I get her out of that dress
Got me singing Hallelujah
Cause her BJ game is blessed
She got like eighty percent of the ass on the planet
That Godzilla booty is wreaking some having
I'm locked on my target, I'm bout to attack it
And when I get at it, I'm going some damage
Her body's a wonderland, call my dick Alice
Or call it a rifle, that shit's automatic
My chick is the baddest
Her ass is the fattest
She's backing up traffic the way that she
Stacking it up!
[Chorus: 3st]
Stack it up, hoe
Let me see that body go
Low down to the floor
She gon' make this place explode
Stack it up, hoe
Shawty bad
I think she know
She gon' make me waste this dough
Stack it up, hoe
Ready, go!

[Brandon]
It's douchey Superman, homie
I call that bitch the big bad wolf
Huff, puff and blow me
She ordered a Happy Meal
So I gave her a Big Mac
She got a dirty mouth
So I gave her a Tic Tac
Wait wait wait
Hold up
I wanna clarify
My dick is not a Tic Tac
It's a Big Mac
When she eats it, I have to give her a mint
I beat her ass with my dick
Call it penis boxing
Take her to church
Fuck her against the tabernacle with Jesus watching
I'd have a threesome with a jew and a christian
Celebrate like it's Hannu-kristmas
Foxy vixens, hot as shit
Got 'em on lock and sipping Ciroc and Guinness
Got a blonde with big tits
Cop a feel 'till she's on my dick
It's a chronic sickness
I ain't talking 'bout AIDS mothafucka
I'm talking 'bout getting laid mothafucka
Don't play mothafucka
Say, mothafucka
You ain't gonna spend a couple pennies on a date, mothafucka
You a cheap mothafucka
Beep beep
I'm bout to back a mothafucka over in a jeep, mothafucka
That's right, bitch
You won't last another round
So when Brandon's on this microphone
You better get down
[Chorus: 3st]
Stack it up, hoe
Let me see that body go
Low down to the floor
She gon' make this place explode
Stack it up, hoe
Shawty bad
I think she know
She gon' make me waste this dough
Stack it up, hoe
Ready, go!

[Mike]
Excuse me miss
I don't know if you knew this
But your booty so bomb
That I gotta call my squad to diffuse it
Who's got a back that could
Make the planets feel like they're inadequate?
My dick is made of metal
And that ass is fucking magnetic
She stacking it like an
Ass on top of an ass
On top of an ass on top of an ass
She got more mass than a church does
So I call her catholic
Oh that ginger kid, he's whack
What you talking 'bout, bitch?
I was born to kill it
The track is torn to bits
When Michael Moore spits
But when I see her dance
I think that if I had the chance
I'd stick my dick into every single orifice
Hang that pussy on the Christmas tree
And call that shit an ornament
I don't wanna hear your opinion
Shut your trap, boo
Cause you're just a piece of meat
That I beat my wiener off to
I'm sorry, that was really rude
A bit of romance ought to make this right
I brought your favorite flowers
And we're going on a date tonight
When we get home, I'll hold you close
Hang you a single rose
Then I'll get down on one knee so I can
Slam you from behind

[Chorus: 3st (with ad-libbed screaming]
Stack it up, hoe
Let me see that body go
Low down to the floor
She gon' make this place explode
Stack it up, hoe
Shawty bad
I think she know
She gon' make me waste this dough
Stack it up, hoe
Ready, go!

[Outro Chorus: 3st]
Stack it up, hoe
Let me see that body go
Low down to the floor
She gon' make this place explode
Stack it up, hoe
Shawty bad
I think she know
She gon' make me waste this dough
Stack it up, hoe
Ready, go!