[Chorus]

[Mike]
Girl, I don't give a fuck about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean shit to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
Girl, I wanna eat that ass like Christmas

[Saverio]
Whole party fucked up on gingerbread
I don't give a fuck what Santa said
I do it cause that shit's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Verse 1]

[Brandon]
Ass like Christmas
Getting turnt at the North Pole

[Mike]
Santa and the elves
Snorting hot cocoa
[Saverio]
All the reindeer high as fuck
In the stable

[Brandon]
Got Mrs. Claus laying down
Naked on the table
Slamming body shots

[Mike]
With a bit of luck
You could be a pimp like me
But pro'lly not

[Saverio]
Dudes are playing, throwing shade
Yeah, they hating 'cause my dick's
A lubricated super saiyan
Fuck a bitch like kamehameha
And y'all can suck my dragon balls

[Brandon]
Focus up before I stuff
Your gullet full of Adderall
Spraying on her face like a water spout
She calls me Red Ryder
When I shoot her fucking eye out
[Mike]
Baby J born today
And this is how the story goes
Three wise men: Mike, Brandon, and Saverio
Went into the nativity
To circle jerk the virgin
Jesus calls us motherfuckers and we say

[3st]
That's for certain

[Saverio]
Get ourselves a room at the Holiday Inn
Make my sugar plums
Dance on your chin

[Brandon]
Tapping ass is my career
And I'm here on business
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Chorus]

[Saverio]
Girl, I don't give a fuck about the
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean shit to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that ass like Christmas
[Brandon]
Whole party fucked up on gingerbread
Man, I don't give a fuck what Santa said
I do it cause that shit's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Verse 2]

[Mike]
Ass like Christmas
Bitch please!
I'm hotter than an overcoat

[Brandon]
Santa's coming down the chimney
But I'm cumming down your throat

[Saverio]
She a BJ queen
Got A+ handy game

[Mike]
Sticky sweet pussy
So I gave that bitch a candy cane
Look it up on Urban Dictionary
With all the shit that's falling out my mouth
I'm sick with lyrical dysentery

[Brandon]
I know how to tickle a clit
With military precision
By dick is buried in bitches
In missionary position

[Saverio]
Oh fuck, this bitch is calling me
She told me to come over
For some holiday sodomy
Pardon me, I don't wanna be rude
But I ain't swapping bodily fluids
With a thottie like you
You gotta be joshing me
Oh, you ain't?
Here's my early apology
Girl, you look like the jackpot
Of the butterface lottery
Ugly as fuck

[Brandon]
But hey, she's got big tits

[Saverio]
Fuck it!
I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Chorus]

[Brandon]
Girl, I don't give a fuck about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean shit to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that ass like Christmas

[Mike]
Whole party fucked up on gingerbread
Man, I don't give a fuck what Santa said
I do it cause that shit's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas


[Verse 3]

[Saverio]
Whisper in my ear
Tell me that you been naughty
White Christmas on your face
Like Bing Crosby
Like, what the fuck you think this is, bitch?
I'mma eat that ass like Christmas

[Mike]
She drunk off eggnog
Hunting for a dick to blow
Got my pubes feeling like mistletoe
So I whip it out
Tell her she can kiss this
Then I'mma eat that ass like Christmas

[Mr. Castillo]
I met this jewish girl named Veronica
Told her she could
Blow my dick like a harmonica
I'm on the bed getting head
Like a yarmulke
Then I'mma eat that ass like Hanukkah

[Brandon]
Dad, what the fuck?
We're trying to be rappers!

[Mr. Castillo]
Oh fuck, is it on?


[Chorus: 3st]
I don't give a fuck about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean shit to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that ass like Christmas
Whole party fucked up on gingerbread
I don't give a fuck what Santa said
I do it cause that shit's lit
So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas