[Intro: 3st]
Fuck!


[Verse 1]

[Saverio]
I got a lack of common courtesy

[Brandon]
I'm keep all my fucks
Locked in the bank
Like it's a currency

[Mike]
I'm an asshole to my cashier
'Cause after I pay
I walk away without telling the guy
To have a nice day

[Brandon]
I'm okay with doing laundry
But I fucking hate folding it

[Saverio]
I'm the kinda guy
To wear Febreeze as deodorant
[Brandon]
Watching porno on a public bus
And everybody notices
Might've scarred a couple kids
But fuck it, they'll get over it

[Saverio]
Oh, you thought I gave a fuck?
Buddy, that's a load of shit

[Mike]
Nonsense, I ain't got conscience
I'm emotionless

[Saverio]
I ain't fed my cat in like, six days
Pretty sure the mothafucka's
Been eating my goldfishes
That rhyme was looser than your lady's poon

[Mike]
Bitch, I ain't afraid of you

[Brandon]
I'll walk up to a fat chick
And ask her, "when's the baby due?"
[Mike]
Life is so much easier
When you're profane and rude
And if you feel the same
I wanna hear you say it too


[Chorus]
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a...


[Verse 2]

[Mike]
Fuck responsibility
I'm lazy top to bottom

[Brandon]
I'm eating off of paper plates
So I ain't gotta wash 'em

[Mike]
And fuck you
If you think I got a problem
[Brandon]
Boy, you only exist
Because your daddy broke a condom

[Mike]
I don't even try to hide it
When I'm staring at her tits

[Saverio]
Good service
But I only leave a ten percent tip

[Brandon]
I'mma leave dog shit
On the sidewalk, bitch
Then I'll walk up to your kid
And tell him that it's chocolate

[Saverio]
I'm at a funeral
And everybody's sad and shit
But I can't hear them over
The music in my headphones
'Cause I'm blasting it
And while I'm standing by
The man in the coffin
I got my hands in the pockets
Of the pajamas I'm rocking

[Mike]
You got Lambo?
That don't make you cool, bro
Check me in a second-hand Chevy
Hitting seventy in a school zone

[Saverio]
I give less than zero fucks
That's a new low

[Brandon]
Try to take this fuck out of my hand
Whoops, too slow


[Chorus]
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck...


[Verse 3]

[Brandon]
Unless it's me
Sticking my dick in your sister
Man, I beat off so often that
My penis is blistered

[Saverio]
My doctor told me
My cholesterol is really high
But I'd rather die than give up eating
Triple bacon cheesy fries

[Mike]
Oh, speaking of eating
That reminds me of the time
I went to a diner
And tried to eat the waitress' vagina
I fucked my chance up though
'Cause I annoyed her
With a real specific
And inconsiderate custom order
Like, "Miss, I wanna try this soup
The french onion
But I got this weird thing
Where I...
I like the taste of onions
But I, k--
I kinda wanna vomit
At the texture of the onions
So...
So lemme get the onion soup
But just pick out all the onions

[Brandon]
I'll key scratch a phallus
On the back of your truck
At the museum ignoring all the signs
That tell me not to touch

[Saverio]
I'm an insensitive, self centered
Unsympathetic schmuck
Running amok
With a middle finger up
Screaming...

[Chorus (w/ Ad-libbed screaming]
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck