All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and bees
Eat how they damn well please

I don't wanna work for no dead waitress
I don't have that kind of patience
Sitting round all day
We never were the same

Raccoons dead the city's windy
All I think about is sending
All the ladies and gents
Covered in excrement

All I want eat is cherry licorice
I don't care it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and bees
Eat how they damn well please

High upon the hill
Through the thistle
Past the factory
'Cross the trestle
The teacher slit my wrist
For every class I missed
He was like a fire
She was like a feather
It was hell to live together
I bid them all so long
I'm happy them days are gone

All I want eat is cherry licorice
I don't care it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and bees
Eat how they damn well please
All she wants to drink is lemon spritzer
She don't care if the image fits her
Who wants to spend their time
Choking on lemon lime

Because I'm high on Halloween candy yeah
And your lips are sweet as brandy
Because I'm high on Halloween candy
And your lips are sweet as brandy