[Verse]
Are there bones
Beneath the railway station?
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know
I’m just an old man
I sleep in the railway station
Have you seen
My mattress of magazines?

[Chorus]
How fine, how fine
Do teeth in the tabloids shine
Tell me how fine
How fine, how fine

[Verse]
A circuit judge threw me in the institution
And they drugged me
Up to my teeth (my teeth)
But now I'm out, on a horse of retribution
And I’m searching for any bones beneath

[Chorus]
How fine, how fine
Do teeth in the tabloid shine
Tell me how fine
How fine, how fine
How finе, how fine
Do teeth in the tabloid shine
Tеll me how fine
I wish mine would shine
Shine 6x
(interlude)

[Verse]
The payphone rings
Like a tear to an eyelash clings
Could it be, my true love calling me?
It rings so loud but I’m caught in the Christmas crowd
Could it be my true love calling me?

[Chorus]
How fine, how fine
Do teeth in the tabloid shine
Tell me how fine
How fine, how fine
How fine, how fine
Do teeth in the tabloid shine
Tell me how fine
I wish mine would shine