[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF KITCHENRY!
MIDGET APPLE!
VS!
BIGGIE FRIES!
BEGIN!

[Biggie Fries]
Look Like Small Fry,Here
Got Elected The Fall Guy
Time For Tall Guy
To Drop Bombs
Apple's Appalled By
When Taking On Fast Food
Mini Macs Come in Last Dude
Call You Midget To Your Midget Face
Regardless if That's Rude
I'm Living Life Super-Sized
Scales Tip In My Favor
Ladies Diggin' My Flavor
Cause Biggie's One Hot Po-tater
My Gravity's Strong
Your're Too Small To Repel it
If It Was You Who Fell On Newton's Head
Newton Wouldn't Have Felt It

[Midget Apple]
Preferred Term's Little Apple
The M-Word's Messed Up
Compared To Mine
Your Rhymes Are Tasteless
Perhaps You Should Ketchup
Teeny Weeny
Itsy Bitsy
Shrimp
I've Heard It Before
Gonna Take More To Cut This Apple's Core But Nice Spore
How Do These Rhymes Come To Me So Easily I Don't Know
Now Return To Territory
More Befitting
Idaho
Lyrics As Toxic As Any
Apple Seed:Cyanide
Looking A Little Fried There,Fries
Best Step Aside

[Biggie Fries]
I Might Look A Little Fried
But You Look A lot Little
You Mad,Bro?
Here's The World's Tiniest Fiddle
Yo,I'll McGriddle And Mcgribs This Kid
You Told A Whooper Of A Tale In Which You Actually Win
Bad News For You Schmuck
You Lose And You Suck
That's What Happens When You Pick The Phattest Friar Since Tuck
I've Served Billions
Consider Yourself Among 'Em
You're More Annoying Than Your Friend
Drive-Thru
Come Again

[Midget Apple]
Let's Not Compare Apples To Orange
I'd Rather We Saw
Whose Linguistic Skills
Reign Superior
N'est Pas?
Artificial Flavors
You're So Fake,Its Absurd
You Call Yourself A French Fry?
Dude You Don't Speak A word
Biggie Biggie Biggie
Can't Parlez
You're Keeping Doctors In Business
I Keep Doctors Away
I Hope I Got Your Eyes Seeing Red
Every Last One
I Also Hope You've Made Your Peace
Cause Ding!
Fries Are Done

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF KITCHENRYYYYY!