You say, "Hey, hey. EpicLLOYD, here's a story that's coming your way
'Bout my girl in the eighth grade
I be the guy by her side while she cry, by the name of the burnflame!"
She got slapped in the face! Only 3.5 days to graduate!
Laughed at, disgraced by her friends trying to make
Just a couple more loops on the Vine page!
Just a couple more loops on the Vine page!
Just a couple more loops on the Vine page!
I been losing my mind by the scene of the crime!
Mother fuckers got Lloyd enraged!
Every couple of months, another couple of punks
Pull a couple of stunts, and make me eat 'em for lunch
And I'm known to be blunt, so I'm not gonna front!
I'd like to give a couple cunts a punch! (What, what, what, what?)
Straight out the blue, but I'm afraid this story only gets worse for you!
I'm gonna curse at you till you feel abused
And it's all been used just to fuel the views
And my amusement, but I ain't done yet!
I write Dis Raps like I cash paychecks:
Very…very…slowly…
Backstabbers who be starting the drama
Better hotfoot outta here like you're in feetie pajamas
Super Saiyan Cheyenne, then when nobody looks
Strand you alone with Katrina like George W. Bush!
Next time you wanna go and give a slap cam a try
I'll mastermind a batch of rhymes to snap your mind
Like Bane did to Batman's spine
Leaving all the little vertebrae in your turning back misaligned!
Been a long time now; bear with me!
Done hibernating; now, I'm bringing mother fuckin' bears with me!
Say it with me: "Not a good idea!"
The shit stops here 'cause the shit's not fair
To anyone! And you could be next!
Better watch your back! Keep a swiveling head!
Once you're off the hook, dirty looks will spread
And even two faces can't always double check!
Jillian, you feeling me? These snitches ain't nothing!
Shrink a tormentor like a show less button!
Ditchin' bitches who sicken you will always stay on your mind
When you watch it back several times on my Dis Raps-cam Vine!