[Skit]

[Narrator]
For a penny, Paddy wil sing you one Irish song
And he takes an awful big breath to do it!
How about a little song Paddy?

[KNEECAP Singing "Amhrán na Scadán"]
Nuair a théim a luí san oíche, bím ag smaointiú ar an iasc
Nuair a éirím amach ar maidin, bheirim rúid go dtí an bhinn-

[Man in pub]
Hey! Yous are fucking shite!
Get your man on the flute to play a song, to fuck!