Farley:
Eve and I have known each other since we were two
Eve:
Our parents met at a fundraiser for Desmond Tutu
Farley:
She moved in next door at the age of three
Eve:
That we would be best friends was destiny

Both:
We're best friends through thick and thin
Farley:
Both home-schooled weirdos that could never fit in
Both:
Best friends through thick and thin

Farley:
When I was five I threw up on her colony of ants
Eve:
Farley once made me laugh so hard that I peed my pants
Farley:
She knows all my secrets, there’s nothing to hide
Eve:
He knows all my secrets except one that I hide

Both:
We're best friends through thick and thin
Farley:
Both home-schooled weirdos that could never fit in
Both:
Best friends through thick and thin
Farley:
Easy with each other like second skins
Both:
Best friends through thick and thin
Farley:
Eve's my best friend in the whole world
It’s never mattered that she's a girl
Eve:
Farley's my best friend in the whole wide world
He's got the sensitivity of a girl

Farley:
Best friends through thick and thin
Eve:
Best friends through thick and thin
Farley:
Best friends through thick and thin
Eve:
Best friends through thick and thin

Farley:
Eve's my best friend and it's chronic
Eve:
Farley's my soulmate, he thinks it's platonic