[Farley Gordon]
Eve and I have known each other since we were two

[Eve]
Our parents met at a fundraiser for Desmond Tutu

[Farley]
She moved in next door at the age of three

[Eve]
That we would be best friends was destiny

[Both]
We're best friends through thick and thin

[Farley]
Both homeschooled weirdos that could never fit in

[Both]
We're best friends through thick and thin

[Farley]
When I was five, I threw up on her colony of ants

[Eve]
Farley once made me laugh so hard that I peed my pants
[Farley]
She knows all my secrets, there's nothin' to hide

[Eve]
He knows all my secrets, except one that I hide

[Both]
We're best friends through thick and thin

[Farley]
We're both homeschooled weirdos that could never fit in

[Both]
We're best friends through thick and thin

[Farley]
Easy with each other like second skin

[Both]
We're best friends through thick and thin

[Farley]
Eve's my best friend in the whole world
It's never mattered that she's a girl

[Eve]
Farley's my best friend in the whole wide world
He's got the sensitivity of a girl
[Farley]
Best friends through thick and thin

[Eve]
Best friends through thick and thin

[Farley]
Best friends through thick and thin

[Eve]
Best friends through thick and thin

[Farley]
Eve's my best friend and it's chronic

[Eve]
Farley's my soulmate
He thinks it's platonic