[Farley Gordon]
Could this really be happening to me?
I'm becoming part of a larger entity
Though I never had any interest in male bonding
To my teammate's warmth
I'm definitely responding

[Brampton Blades]
We've never met anyone like him before
But he’s starting to grow on us and he can score!

[Moose]
Impossible question, but I'll ask anyway
What car would you pick if you didn't have to pay?

[Farley]
Um
One that is environmentally friendly
And has the best conditions for its employees!

[Brampton Blades]
(Background) Push, push, push, push, push

[Farley]
I did everything I could to learn
Adolescent customs and the Blade's love earn
The embrace of the team started to become
A second family except way more fun

[Maurice]
It's amazing the tricks one can do with a loaded gun

[Brampton Blades]
Never met anyone quite like him before
Now he's part of the team and he's part of the core!

[Hope Gordon]
Is this really what's transpiring on these bus trips?

[Edgar Gordon]
Whatever happened to reading Aristotle's poetics?

[Farley]
I guess I'm expanding my party tricks!

[Brampton Blades]
Farley Gordon, you're a star in every way
And we're starting to like you more and more each day

[Moose]
Gosh, I think that turned out well
[Maurice]
Are you okay?
Those needles can hurt like hell

[Farley]
Sometimes when I'm happy, I start to cry
Does this now mean I'm finally one of the guys?

[Moose]
We all agree that you're definitely not lame

[Brampton Blades]
Woah!

[Moose]
Let's save the untoward affection for the game!

[Brampton Blades]
But race you to the other end!

[Farley Gordon]
'Cause wow
It feels great to have
Boyfriends!