[Farley Gordon]
Forgive me for asking
For not seeing the light
But what's so shameful about not wanting to fight?

[Maurice]
It's part of the game
It's part of the code
When someone challenges your manhood
You go toe to toe

[Farley]
But what does that have to do with hockey?
I still don't understand
How do fisticuffs equate to being a man?

[Moose]
On the ice, I've always had your back
If they mess with you they get a whack
If that don't help them comprendre
The knuckle sandwich comes into play
You see I drop the gloves when it's required
That's the reason I was hired
I don't make fancy passes
I right wrongs by kicking asses
Without me, most would agree
The game would devolve into anarchy
[Brampton Blades]
"Devolve"
What does that mean?

[Moose]
A brawler on ice, I am I won't lie
But away from the rink, I'm a sensitive guy
I'm not afraid to show a feminine side
In fact, during The Notebook, I cried

[Brampton Blades]
Twice! it's pathetic

[Moose]
All of these duties I'm happy to perform
But I can't watch out for someone who won't conform
To the code

[Brampton Blades]
To the code
To the code

[Moose]
So stop bending over
Fight like a man
Just take one swing
And we'll be a band
[Brampton Blades]
Of brothers
Oh, brothers
Telling war stories 'til we're a hundred and three

[Farley]
Boys (/However), if I wanted to fight, I'd join the MMA
But hockey's the game I love to play

[Brampton Blades]
Is he even Canadian, eh?

[Farley]
Why does an anti-violence stand
Make me less of a man?
In fact, last time the doctor checked
My testosterone was up to spec

[Brampton Blades]
Because we eat
We play, we shower
Together, we go
In the corners, we'll be
Friends Forever
And forever
[Moose]
By refusing to fight
We can no longer guarantee
That around the ice
You can skate with impunity
No one's expecting you to punch out someone's lights
Just take a few swings, and it'll be alright
But until you do, there's a line in the sand
You might be on the team
But you aren't a part of this band
Of brothers

[Brampton Blades]
Oh, brothers!
United we'll be 'til eternity
Brothers
Oh, brothers!
Telling war stories 'til we're a hundred and three