[Chorus]
So what, you wanna come to my house?
But you can't be on the long ting in my house
'Cause my mum, she soon come back to the house
So after the quickie, you have to quickly get out
'Cause my mum will cause arms house in the house
And you obey my rules when you in my house
And if you don't like the rules that I got in my house
Then you know what you can do? You can get out the house

[Verse 1]
Oh, please
This girl, she's getting on my nerves, she don't wanna leave
She's begging me on both knees
She wants to stay at home with me
Sittin' here like she's part of the furniture
Me and this girl were suppose to be
Havin' sex but instead she's smoking my weed
Tellin' me her ex-man's a pillock
But I'm not interested
If you're not givin' it up, get out
Or watch me bash me bishop
I dunno what you're here for
She's just wasting my time
You know what? There's the door
Can you close it behind ya?
[Chorus]
So what, you wanna come to my house?
But you can't be on the long ting in my house
'Cause my mum, she soon come back to the house
So after the quickie, you have to quickly get out
'Cause my mum will cause arms house in the house
And you obey my rules when you in my house
And if you don't like the rules that I got in my house
Then you know what you can do? You can get out the house

[Verse 2]
I hope it don't seem too harsh
I hope you don't take it to heart
But my mum's due back soon
I think you should get dressed fast
I hope you don't think I'm rude
I hope you don't feel too used
But would you please get out my house?
Forget your number, I'll find you
You ain't got no time for you to fix your hair up all nice
You should call a cab, I'll pay, fine
Five-oh-three-five-five-five-five
I didn't mean it though
When I said make yourself feel at home
I don't think you should give me that tone
Just go, close the door behind you
[Chorus]
So what, you wanna come to my house?
But you can't be on the long ting in my house
'Cause my mum, she soon come back to the house
So after the quickie, you have to quickly get out
'Cause my mum will cause arms house in the house
And you obey my rules when you in my house
And if you don't like the rules that I got in my house
Then you know what you can do? You can get out the house

[Bridge]
Go on, get out
You don't wanna know so set out
Don't wanna get me, get out
I've had enough, get out
Go on, get out
You don't wanna know so set out
Don't wanna get me, get out
I've had enough, get out

[Verse 3]
Okay
What? You're not letting off?
I want your clothes off at the sound of my cough, ahem
There's no interruptions, better turn your phone off
Done with the act, turn that rude girl tone off
I wanna lash and you're not havin' that
So furthermore, gimme all my drink money back
I'm in the club, you wanna wine an ah squeeze me
So tek buddy, gyal, you think me easy?
Get out my house 'cause you're just tryna tease me
I'd rather watch Big Brother on the TV
Well, you're not moving, girl, you're still here
It's air if you think I'm payin' cab, fair
Go down the road, take a left, bus stop's there
Find another man, go elsewhere
No sweet boys, it's straight up thugs here
And no glasses, you drink outta mugs here
[Chorus]
So what, you wanna come to my house?
But you can't be on the long ting in my house
'Cause my mum, she soon come back to the house
So after the quickie, you have to quickly get out
'Cause my mum will cause arms house in the house
And you obey my rules when you in my house
And if you don't like the rules that I got in my house
Then you know what you can do? You can get out the house

[Verse 4]
Now I got her in the yard, it can't be long
It's gotta be live now, man
All I gotta think about now is a condom
Where did I put 'em?
And it's way past twelve, last train long gone
How you gettin' home though?
And it was her idea to come to the yard
So it must be on
So I said to her, "Why's your clothes still on?"
Show me some legs
Yeah, my mum's comin' home soon
Yeah, we gotta get a groove on
No long ones, let's do it now
If you cop a stiff jab, phone you a cab
Ooh, I bet that hurt
And I'll come here
Next time you come, I'll give you a better shag
Yeah, bell me, bell me