[Intro]
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2 Chainz!

[Verse 1]
I ain't never been a minute man
Pour a deuce in a minute maid
Trap house filled with ceilling fans
Weed louder than a hearing aid
Bitch same color lemonade
We don't got to rent a renegade
And I tip my barber a hunnid
The only thing I might get is temple fades
Tryna take another n***a's story
You a fuck n***a and I know it
See I could wear black in the summertime
And I could wear white when its snowin'
I could show you where to go like a local
Order 20 bags out of Oakland
I might buy me a motorcycle
And use your girl for a chauffeur
I'm the realest n***a and the illest n***a
Fuck you lil n***a and your lil sister
Try to use a n***a when it's beneficial
Free all my n***as out the penitentiary
Louis V all on my luggage
Bitch better get on my level
Put a half a milli in a MCM bag
Had that motherfucker looking pregnant
[Hook]
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house

[Verse 2]
Get a lapdance in the kitchen
Y'all sucka n***as pay attention
See I could make her ass bend over
At the same time make her do the dishes
Oh oh oh double middle finger to the picture
Handgun got a nose like Pippen
Girls come through they want to smoke
'Fore they leave this bitch they start strippin'
900 dollars for the tennis shoes
Get a lap dance in the living room
Treat the bathtub like a jacuzzi
Cause the trap house don't got a swimming pool
Money piled up on the counter
Got a hundred round drum in the other counter
Got Ziploc bags and a digital scale and rubber bands all by the money counter
Got raid spray you know how the bugs be
Got a fan in the window by the love seat
And I know it was slow at work tonight
So bitch you better act like you love me
[Hook]
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house