[Intro]
Yeah
Don't do it (Bobby Kritical)
Don't do it
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day

[Hook]
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day, yeah

[Verse 1]
Hop up out that motherfucker swagging, shit
Hop up out that motherfucker dabbing, yeah, shit
Had an old school on some 'rellis
Used to go to school in some Bally's, yeah, yeah
Flexing, "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Ooh, I'm 'bout to let these n***as have it
School of hard knocks, I graduated
I got all my rims straight from Bailey's, yeah
I'm laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say 100 joints a day
I had 'em pre rolled all yesterday
You need your passport for our second date
You know I'm fly, n***a rocking reptiles
I'm whooping on this beat like a step child
Big ring on and a charm to match
Yeah, my role model was Project Pat
Life is too short, n***a born to mack
I hop up out that coupe n***a, rrrat, rrrat
Hating on the style, I hope you die today
I hope they ass don't find your ass for thirty days
Mind on my money, money on the stage
Ain't judge a book by its cover, turn the page
I like her on the pole, that's the business n***a
As soon as she get off, I'ma kick it with her
[Hook]
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day

[Verse 2]
Time to switch it up for 'em, time to flip it up for 'em
Got a Masi on the corner, pull it out when I want to
Pull your bitch when I want her, marijuana in the joint
Codeine in a Styrofoam, that's getting to the point
East Point in this motherfucker
College Park in this motherfucker
Westside in this motherfucker
The best died in this motherfucker
My damn street know I'm riding through it
Four four two on the hood
Do this shit here for the hood
Why you n***as shit on the hood?
.223 at the sunroof, n***as spitting like one tooth
Turn around and see white smoke when I leave out the mic booth
I'm the type of n***a that's known, put gold on the white coupe
Put gold on the white tooth, put gold on my wife too

[Hook]
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day, yeah yeah
Laying by my chopper, it's laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day, yeah
Laying by my chopper, it's laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day, lil' bitch