Isn't life a blast?
It's just like living in the past
And we go downtown to do our shopping
And we work in suburbia

[Chorus 1] (x2)
And I say
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he
Ha ha ha ha

"What is there to do?," she said
He said, "Come on, baby, and I'll show you a good time"
So they went down to one of those cheap motels
And they got all gushy and wet

[Chorus 2] (x2)
Well, I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he
Ha ha ha ha

[Chorus 1] (x2)
Just like Pete Townsend, right?
Oh, wait, Roger Daltrey?
Or whatever his name, he was in Pink Floyd anyway

[sounds of a cat fight]
Turn the tape over now!
Turn the tape over
Uh, turn the tape over now, please, hurry!
Turn the tape over
Turn the tape-- hurry up, please turn the tape over
[more growling animal sounds]