If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

I work all day and if I don't drink

I'm going to beat my wife

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

[silence]

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive
If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

I work all day and if I don't drink

I'm going to beat my wife

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk
Then I don't want to be alive

[silence once again]

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

If I can't be drunk

Then I don't want to be alive

[silence including solo]

If I can't get drunk
I don't wanna be alive
If I can't get drunk
Then I don't wanna be alive
And if I can't get drunk
Then I don't wanna be alive
If I can't get drunk
Then I don't wanna be alive
If I can't get drunk
I don't wanna be alive
[nonsense]
If I can't get drunk
Then I don't wanna be alive

[guitar ambiance fills in]

Alright!