[Verse 1]
Who you fooling now with your bookish smarts?
Quotin' Jamie Joyce, make me feel
Make me feel like a total arse
Got it down like a practiced part, like a perfect art

[Verse 2]
Talk to me at night with your voice oily
Think you can't be broke, what a joke
What a joke, callin' me doily
Think I like when you dress boyly
And makeup coyly

[Chorus]
I never loved you, Henriette
I never liked my sobriquet
I never read your serviette
I never loved you, Henriette

[Verse 3]
When we went our ways, left your gourd behind
And I never cared for rows, and I got
And I got sort of bored, besides
Of your nose, and your peephole eyes
And your spurious sighs
[Chorus]
I never loved you, Henriette
I never liked my sobriquet
I never read your serviette
I never loved you, Henriette

[Post-Chorus]
Henriette
Sobriquet
Serviette (Oh, no, no, no)
I never loved you, Henriette