Intro:

Stop the boys they're reading james joyce they stole the rolls royce those girls looked poisoned

Verse 1:
I'd do the same / But I don't recommend it
I Knew her name / But I had to jump fences
They say she's a skank / Yeah well that's the consensus
If patience were priceless / She managed to spend it

Chorus:

Margaret was target practice you actors can go fuck a cactus
Margaret was target practice you actors can go fuck a cactus in your leather jackets

Verse 2:

Detox is good / But botox is better
Under the knife / She went under the weather
Ya say its not happening / But never say never
Her bedpost's a toothpick / You still couldn't get her

Chorus:

Margaret was target practice you actors can go fuck a cactus
Margaret was target practice you actors can go fuck a cactus in your leather jackets
Bridge:

Stop the boys they're reading james joyce they stole the rolls royce those girls looked poisoned
Oh well the bullet on the shelf speeds up to tell you that you were a testdrive
Stop stop stop stop stop stop, and fill me with lead (C'mon Margaret...)

Chorus:

Margaret was target practice you actors can go fuck a cactus
Margaret was target practice you actors can go fuck a cactus. You're all fucking fascists