[PARTYGOERS (KAREN, SOPRANOS, & BARITONES)]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS (ALTOS & TENORS)]
It's my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KEVIN G.]
Seriously: whose house is this?
Hear about a party?
Here's the procedure: text all your friends
Tell 'em where to meetcha
So you know nobody that's not what counts
It's somebody's house and they got no bouncer!
Clouds of marijuana, and molly and the kahnnah
And drinkin' from the neck of the bottle, what the heck!
We lit up like a torch, smokin' on your porch
Tryn'a maintain
While the neighbors complain
[KEVIN G. & PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KEVIN G. & PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KEVIN G. & PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KEVIN]
Seriously: whose house is this?

[CADY]
Really, this is not...
Really, that's a lot...
Really, is that pot?
[GRETCHEN]
Cady, do a shot!

[ALL (EXCEPT CADY)]
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Woo!

[CADY]
Oh wow, that's really strong
And why's Aaron taking so long
And put that down that's not a bong!

[KEVIN G.]
Spinnin' on the stereo
Of somebody I barely know
Hey, Cady Heron
Music's blarin'

[CADY]
You seen Aaron?

[GRETCHEN]
No!

[KEVIN G.]
Senior jocks and band freaks
Throwin' all of your antiques
Drinkin' till we slur, hence
Hope you got insurance!
[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[KEVIN G. & PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[KEVIN G. & PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[KEVIN G. & PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KAREN]
Seriously: whose house is this?

[GRETCHEN]
Cady, look at this party
It will pass into legend
Music is cranked
Everyone's tanked
Say, "Thank you, Gretchen!"

[CADY]
Really everyone?

[PARTYGOERS]
Hey!

[CADY]
Really, this is fun?

[PARTYGOERS]
Ho!

[KAREN]
This is how it's done!

[PARTYGOERS]
Hey!

[GRETCHEN]
Cady, down in one!

[PARTYGOERS]
Down in one, yeah! Down in one! Woo!
Turn the freakin’ music up!
Turn the freakin’ music up!

[ALL (EXCEPT CADY)]
Whose house is this?

[CADY]
It's my house now!

[ALL (EXCEPT CADY)]
Whose house is this?

[CADY]
It was always my house!

[KEVIN G. & PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KAREN]
Seriously: whose house is this?

[KEVIN G., BARITONES, TENORS, WOMEN]
Hear about a Whose house is
Party? This? Whose house
Here's the Whose house is
Procedure: This?
Text all your Whose house is
Friends This? Whose house
Tell 'em where to Whose house is
Meetcha This? It's my house now!
So you know Whose house is
Nobody This? Whose house
That's not what Whose house is
Counts This?
It's somebody's Whose house is
House and they got This? Whose house is
No bouncer! This? It's my house now!
Clouds of Whose house is Whose house is
Marijuana and This? This? Mine!
Molly in the Whose house is Whose house is
Kahnnah and This? This? Mine!
Drinkin' from the Whose house is Whose house is
Neck of a bottle This? This? Mine!
What the heck! Whose house is Whose house is
We lit up like a torch This? This? Mine!
Smokin' on your porch
Whose house is this? Whose house is this?
It's my house now! It's my house now! It's my house now! It's my house now!