[Intro: Bela B. & Farin Urlaub]
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Whitey Whiteman!
Listen to this, listen to this
Listen, listen, listen to this

[Verse 1: Farin Urlaub & Bela B.]
Not too long ago I met a pretty lady
And I couldn't resist, I just had to tell her: baby
You have beautiful eyes
You have beautiful eyes
You have beautiful eyes
And a cute little ass
And she said to me
Here's what she said to me:
Ichi, Ni, San, Shi

[Chorus: Farin Urlaub & Bela B.]
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fuck you!
Ichi, Ni, San, Shi
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa (uh-eh-oh-uh)
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa (uh-eh-oh-uh)
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa (uh-eh-oh-uh)
Fuck you!
[Verse 2: Farin Urlaub & Bela B.]
Just a minute pretty baby, let me make myself clear
I know I'm irresistable, so what you're doing here?
Don't try to be cool, Baby can't you see?
I just want you to come home with me
I will kiss you here, I will kiss you there
I'll be a real smooth brother, we will have an affair
We will do it standing up, we will do it lying down
In the bedroom, in the kitchen, I will push you around
We will do it on the roof, we will do it on the floor
You'll be moaning, you'll be sighing, you'll be begging for more
You will still be cuming when I walk out the door
So come on, sugar, what you're waiting for?
Ichi, Ni, San, Shi

[Chorus: Farin Urlaub]
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa (uh-eh-oh-uh)
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa (uh-eh-oh-uh)
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa (uh-eh-oh-uh)
Fuck you!

[Verse 3: Farin Urlaub]
*cough & laughter *
Now listen girl, you can't treat me that way
You're pretty enough to make my day
What's your problem anyway?
It's a beautiful night, and brought some -
[Outro]
Und tschüss du Rap-Wichser!
Du willst Ghetto? Kannste haben, Alter
Schluss mit Kaspermucke