[PIPER]
I want a pony, a cruise on the Caribbean sea
A new car

[MR. HART]
Oh, I regret this immediately

[PIPER]
I want a jewel, like a rare one that's never been found
Dad!

[MR. HART]
What?

[PIPER]
Why aren’t you writing this down?

That's what I want
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's what I want
Cruise, car, and a pony

What I want
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ask and ye receive
That’s what I want
What, what?
[MR. HART]
(spoken)
Okay, this is all a bit extravagant

[PIPER]
Extravagant?
That's what I'ma name my pony!

[PIPER & MRS. HART]
Work!

[MR. HART]
(spoken)
Work? Honey, you're on her side?

[MRS. HART]
Hecks yeah, I am! You got yourself into this mess, buddy. And it's Mama's turn

[MRS. HART & (PIPER)]
(sung)
I want a purse, a kimono, one that costs a ton
You know, I also want a pony (Right?) So fun!
Ooh, an emerald necklace
That would take the cake

[MR. HART]
I got you one last year!
[MRS. HART]
It was fake

That's what I want
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's what I want
Kimono, emerald, pony

[PIPER]
That’s what I want
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[PIPER & MRS. HART]
Ask and ye receive
That’s what I want
What, what?