One, Two, Three, Four

I've got a date with Carlo
We're going out tomorrow
I really think he's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo

I like him a lot
I think he's real hot
He smokes the good pot
He drives a camaro
He's Carlo

Fuckin' yeah!
Fuckin' yeah!
Carlo!
He's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo

I see him in class
I stare at his ass
He's smokes the good grass
I'll knit him a sweater
He's Carlo
Carlo!
He's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo

I think he's real cute
In his sweet pantsuit
He renders me mute

He's Carlo
I got a crush on Carlo
I really think he's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo