You're getting married so we thought we'd like to point out
All the things you're missing out on
Like no more sex for the rest of your life
With anybody else but Juan

He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan

We hope he loves you as much as he loves
His saxophone, his little horn
But if he doesn't
You'll always have the one to dance, oh to dance the night away

He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan

On your honeymoon, he will serenade you with his ocarina
Upon the [?]
In two weeks, you're gonna get hitched
So drink it up
Drink it up

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1998
Which was the year that you got woo'ed by
Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan, uh hey, nonny nonny goat mon
He's Juan