[Verse 1]
Kris of the Kringle, the pimp
Kris of the Kringle, the motherfuckin' pimp, y'all
Ayo, he's comin' down from the North Pole
Checkin' on his block, "How y'all doin'?
Yo, I'm here to collect my cut"
Kris Kringle pimpin' on these motherfuckin' hoes
Yo, did ya have a good day? Don't answer that
Give me that cut, bitch, I'm Kris Kringle now, 'cause

[Chorus]
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, suck that dick
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, suck that dick
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, suck that dick
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, suck that dick

[Verse 2]
Yo, where you been, where you going, who you doing?
Will you give me that money, bitch? Right now, damn it, huh
Where you think you walkin' off to?
Get the fuck back here, this is your corner, you work that
Nobody gonna tell you what to do except me
'Cause I'm Kris Kringle, bitch
And I'm the pimp in charge, pimp in charge
You listen to me, because I'm motherfuckin', listen, do it

[Chorus]
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, suck that dick
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, suck that dick
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, suck that dick
Kris Kringle, the pimp, man
Suck, suck, suck, s-

[Instrumental Outro]